Rules & Regulations

Posted by: Kayti
  1. Admission is $8.75. However, if you show up in a costume (not necessarily Rocky related) you will get a costume discount and only have to pay $6.00.
  2. The lobby will be closing at 1:00, and the concession will be closing at 12:30.
  3. No recording devices will be allowed in the theater. Cameras and phones are fine, but no camcorders or anything that can record more than 30 seconds of video.
  4. There is no smoking permitted inside the theater.
  5. Once the movie has started there will be no re-entry. If you leave the theater for any reason, then it sucks to be you.
  6. This movie is rated R by the Motion Picture Association of American, (“This ain’t Disney folks!”) it contains strong language and scenes of sexuality, bisexuality, and trisexuality. Anyone under the 17 must be accompanied by a “custodian” over 21.
  7. If you bring props, good for you! Make sure you throw them up and back, not at the cast or screen, they’re dirty enough as it is.
  8. The last 5 rows and the first row in front are neutral, nothing goes in, nothing comes out, much like your sex life.
  9. We’ll allow some of you down onto the stage to do the Time Warp. Otherwise you can do it in the Isles, at your seats or at my apartment.
  10. During “There’s a Light”, you will be permitted to use glowsticks, cell phones or flashlights. NO LIGHTERS! If you’re a flamer, keep it down or we’ll spray you with a hose.
  11. I shouldn’t have to say this, but no HJ’s, BJ’s, ZJ’s (“If you have to ask, you can’t afford it”) or any other J’s inside the theater.
  12. Be respectful. This theater is being very good to us so we want to be good to them.
  13. If you want to join the Cast & Crew at Eat & Park after the show, you MUST order something and you MUST tip at least $1.00 per person! NO EXCEPTIONS!

PROPS ALLOWED:
A handful of rice
empty squirt guns to be filled at the theater
dry toast

PROPS NOT ALLOWED:
cards
confetti
toilet paper
lighters.

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